Skrillex uses satanic homo influence to win grammy

 
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Andy Graves
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haha - couldn't make this shit up (well, you could if you were a christian publisher looking)

http://christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex-uses-satanic-and-homosexual-influence-to-win-grammys/

Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys

February 12, 2012 8:22 pm 29 comments


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  • Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music.

    Skrillex is the inventor of “dubstep” whose sole purpose is to provide a “drop” — common youth terminology for procuring and snorting drugs. In addition, the rhythm patterns he employs in his “music” are known to cause seizures to certain people, which provides ample opportunity for other concert-goers to rape said afflicted person(s).

    Skrillex, a known emosexual, was born Sonny Moore. He rose to fame with the satanic Rock ‘n roll band “From First To Last” (a band name that celebrates falling from God’s grace) and soon parlayed that success into something much more blasphemous; something that incorporates elements of Warhol-era rampant homosexuality and perversion, electronic “music” and lesbian-influenced haircuts. It is rumored that 1 in 3 women are raped at a Skrillex concert and forced to abort their children soon after.

    Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community.

    In addition, Skrillex has launched a grotesque fashion trend, where upon weak-minded woman destroy their hallowed vessels of child birthing by SHAVING the side of their head — the same thing responsible for the downfall of Samson is being ENCOURAGED by this gnome-ish pervert. Skrillex will stop at nothing to get every teen in America hooked on dubstep and “ecstasy” (a potent street drug responsible for terrorism).

     

    skrillex sips iced coffee Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys

    (Skrillex, shown here drinking “ecstasy”, in particular the potent “X3″ version)

    As a proud parent of four, healthy, able-bodied children, I urge all fellow parents to think thrice before allowing their own children to attend a dubstep show. These shows are full of unemployed “Occupiers” who seek to rape and maim your children and family life.  Skrillex fans are MORE likely to rob a gas station and set a retirement home on fire than 1000% of Christians.

    Please join with me in boycotting dubstep and this evil, satanic harbinger of deceit.



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    Dolewaller
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    surely people must realise that entire site is a fucking joke never mind that article. It's blatantly fucking obvious, just look at the site. laughing
    3 months ago
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    surely people must realise that entire site is a fucking joke never mind that article. It's blatantly fucking obvious, just look at the site. laughing
    nope - there really are people that take the bait hook line and sinker. check the comments on this one:

    http://christwire.org/2011/12/the-male-whore-the-homosexual-and-the-fatty-a-guide-to-the-evil-sons-of-the-evil-dictator-jim-kong-ill/

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    Amy Winehouse Has Been Reincarnated as a Transexual Midget

    January 26, 2012 7:22 am 0 comments

    I’m not quite sure what is going on here, but I’m pretty sure I should be calling Dr. Egon Spengler and praying rosaries a few times. Amy Winehouse has been reincarnated in what can only be described as a transsexual Guatemalan midget.

    Apparently Joel Shumacher has done consulting work with little Winehouse here, what with the shocking nipple appendages going on. Holy smokes Robin, there’s more.

    This is the point where snark and commentary flow, I make clever cultural references and somewhere along the line we all share warm laughs and think about how Newt Gingrich’s wife looks like a blow-up doll.

    KT1hv Amy Winehouse Has Been Reincarnated as a Transexual Midget

    Well, that can still happen but it really does not get much more confusing then a Callista Gingrich blow-up doll/Amy Winehouse munchkin kink tape so let’s just end with that. Obama 2012!



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