Skrillex uses satanic homo influence to win grammy

 
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haha - couldn't make this shit up (well, you could if you were a christian publisher looking)

http://christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex-uses-satanic-and-homosexual-influence-to-win-grammys/

Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys

February 12, 2012 8:22 pm 29 comments


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  • Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music.

    Skrillex is the inventor of “dubstep” whose sole purpose is to provide a “drop” — common youth terminology for procuring and snorting drugs. In addition, the rhythm patterns he employs in his “music” are known to cause seizures to certain people, which provides ample opportunity for other concert-goers to rape said afflicted person(s).

    Skrillex, a known emosexual, was born Sonny Moore. He rose to fame with the satanic Rock ‘n roll band “From First To Last” (a band name that celebrates falling from God’s grace) and soon parlayed that success into something much more blasphemous; something that incorporates elements of Warhol-era rampant homosexuality and perversion, electronic “music” and lesbian-influenced haircuts. It is rumored that 1 in 3 women are raped at a Skrillex concert and forced to abort their children soon after.

    Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community.

    In addition, Skrillex has launched a grotesque fashion trend, where upon weak-minded woman destroy their hallowed vessels of child birthing by SHAVING the side of their head — the same thing responsible for the downfall of Samson is being ENCOURAGED by this gnome-ish pervert. Skrillex will stop at nothing to get every teen in America hooked on dubstep and “ecstasy” (a potent street drug responsible for terrorism).

     

    skrillex sips iced coffee Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys

    (Skrillex, shown here drinking “ecstasy”, in particular the potent “X3″ version)

    As a proud parent of four, healthy, able-bodied children, I urge all fellow parents to think thrice before allowing their own children to attend a dubstep show. These shows are full of unemployed “Occupiers” who seek to rape and maim your children and family life.  Skrillex fans are MORE likely to rob a gas station and set a retirement home on fire than 1000% of Christians.

    Please join with me in boycotting dubstep and this evil, satanic harbinger of deceit.


    3 months ago
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    mrbonez Pic36614 Posts
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    yawn @ lesbian fashionista

    the site has to be a windup - full of LOL though

    Post edited by owner 17/02/2012 10:13:10
    3 months ago
    Norris
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    'Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life'

     

    laughinglaughinglaughing is that even possiblemuntedlaughing

     

    must be a wind up

    3 months ago
    Mooshoo
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    FFS i thought that was serious one then but then i went onto the site and saw a holiday advert with 2 guys looking starry eyed at each other which i'm sure wouldn't be welcome on a militant Christian site munted
    3 months ago
    Max
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    yeah its windup, christwire is a satirical web site
    3 months ago
    helipad
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    This Skrillex fella does look like a proper gimp though.
    3 months ago
    tmcg.
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    This Skrillex fella does look like a proper gimp though.
    But then he looks at his bank account and remembers that he doesn't give a fuck what we think, haha.
    3 months ago
    LoadedDice
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    fucking lol, master troll at work, and so many retards fell for it too thumbsup
    wonder how many would fall for it if it was about a hh producer
    3 months ago
    GeneticJunk
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    In reply to
    This Skrillex fella does look like a proper gimp though.
    But then he looks at his bank account and remembers that he doesn't give a fuck what we think, haha.
    laughing
    3 months ago
    Optimus Jones
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    Skrillex and Ellie Goulding? fucking hell, you couldn't make that shit up. I always thought he was gay tbh? that's what I'd heard anyway.
    3 months ago
    Graham House
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    Skrillex and Ellie Goulding? fucking hell, you couldn't make that shit up. I always thought he was gay tbh? that's what I'd heard anyway.
    lucky bugger if it's true.Now if only I had known you need to be a successful dub-step producer to bag ellie....Still would not of done it because it is shite  laughing
    3 months ago
    Optimus Jones
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    Skrillex and Ellie Goulding? fucking hell, you couldn't make that shit up. I always thought he was gay tbh? that's what I'd heard anyway.
    lucky bugger if it's true.Now if only I had known you need to be a successful dub-step producer to bag ellie....Still would not of done it because it is shite  laughing
    I don't rate her lookswise tbh, her face is massive and strange.

    I meant that they're kind of polar opposites in terms of image etc.
    3 months ago
    Stueethedog
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    I'd never heard of Skillrex before until someone on FB said he won a Grammy. So I just gave one tune a listen. fucken bollox shite it was. Is that dubstep? How the fuck do you dance tothat or was it designed for spending your night in a K hole?
    3 months ago
    Entropy
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    I think they do have a point, and nobody should listen to that dubstep tripe.
    3 months ago
    JayMarie
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    OVER 100% of gays! lol!
    3 months ago
    Dramatik
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    "Skrillex is the inventor of “dubstep” whose sole purpose is to provide a “drop” — common youth terminology for procuring and snorting drugs. In addition, the rhythm patterns he employs in his “music” are known to cause seizures to certain people, which provides ample opportunity for other concert-goers to rape said afflicted person(s)."

    laughing So funny 
    3 months ago
    One for the doctor...
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    "Skrillex is the inventor of “dubstep” whose sole purpose is to provide a “drop” — common youth terminology for procuring and snorting drugs. In addition, the rhythm patterns he employs in his “music” are known to cause seizures to certain people, which provides ample opportunity for other concert-goers to rape said afflicted person(s)."

    laughing So funny 
    But true. frown
    3 months ago
    Socky
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    Skrillex isn't even dubstep tho, thats like saying alex kidd plays hard house. Fucking yanks break everything as per usual
    3 months ago
    One for the doctor...
    Rob_B Pic19552 Posts
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    Skrillex isn't even dubstep tho, thats like saying alex kidd plays hard house. Fucking yanks break everything as per usual
    You know that site is fake, right?
    3 months ago
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    that's funny but not as funny as some of the replies taking it seriously

    yawn:

    Untitled 11 What is a Raver
    3 months ago
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    mrbonez Pic36614 Posts
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    FUCKING LOL!

    http://christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex-releases-new-music-video-gang-bangarang-gothic-hipster-homostep-club-orgy-song/

    i guess they love teh skrillex

    Fueled by a potent mix of LSD sprinkled mocha and magic 8 ball, Skrillex composes another "masterpiece" EDM song inside his local Starbucks. Locals say it takes him no more than five minutes of demonic vocoding and premade music loop to create a new song that brainwashed kids will sieg hail as 'brilliant'.

    and laughing @ brostep

    Post edited by owner 20/02/2012 14:52:59
    3 months ago
    Andy Graves
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    haha - couldn't make this shit up (well, you could if you were a christian publisher looking)

    http://christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex-uses-satanic-and-homosexual-influence-to-win-grammys/

    Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys

    February 12, 2012 8:22 pm 29 comments


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  • Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music.

    Skrillex is the inventor of “dubstep” whose sole purpose is to provide a “drop” — common youth terminology for procuring and snorting drugs. In addition, the rhythm patterns he employs in his “music” are known to cause seizures to certain people, which provides ample opportunity for other concert-goers to rape said afflicted person(s).

    Skrillex, a known emosexual, was born Sonny Moore. He rose to fame with the satanic Rock ‘n roll band “From First To Last” (a band name that celebrates falling from God’s grace) and soon parlayed that success into something much more blasphemous; something that incorporates elements of Warhol-era rampant homosexuality and perversion, electronic “music” and lesbian-influenced haircuts. It is rumored that 1 in 3 women are raped at a Skrillex concert and forced to abort their children soon after.

    Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community.

    In addition, Skrillex has launched a grotesque fashion trend, where upon weak-minded woman destroy their hallowed vessels of child birthing by SHAVING the side of their head — the same thing responsible for the downfall of Samson is being ENCOURAGED by this gnome-ish pervert. Skrillex will stop at nothing to get every teen in America hooked on dubstep and “ecstasy” (a potent street drug responsible for terrorism).

     

    skrillex sips iced coffee Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys

    (Skrillex, shown here drinking “ecstasy”, in particular the potent “X3″ version)

    As a proud parent of four, healthy, able-bodied children, I urge all fellow parents to think thrice before allowing their own children to attend a dubstep show. These shows are full of unemployed “Occupiers” who seek to rape and maim your children and family life.  Skrillex fans are MORE likely to rob a gas station and set a retirement home on fire than 1000% of Christians.

    Please join with me in boycotting dubstep and this evil, satanic harbinger of deceit.



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    3 months ago
    Dolewaller
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    surely people must realise that entire site is a fucking joke never mind that article. It's blatantly fucking obvious, just look at the site. laughing
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    surely people must realise that entire site is a fucking joke never mind that article. It's blatantly fucking obvious, just look at the site. laughing
    nope - there really are people that take the bait hook line and sinker. check the comments on this one:

    http://christwire.org/2011/12/the-male-whore-the-homosexual-and-the-fatty-a-guide-to-the-evil-sons-of-the-evil-dictator-jim-kong-ill/

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    Amy Winehouse Has Been Reincarnated as a Transexual Midget

    January 26, 2012 7:22 am 0 comments

    I’m not quite sure what is going on here, but I’m pretty sure I should be calling Dr. Egon Spengler and praying rosaries a few times. Amy Winehouse has been reincarnated in what can only be described as a transsexual Guatemalan midget.

    Apparently Joel Shumacher has done consulting work with little Winehouse here, what with the shocking nipple appendages going on. Holy smokes Robin, there’s more.

    This is the point where snark and commentary flow, I make clever cultural references and somewhere along the line we all share warm laughs and think about how Newt Gingrich’s wife looks like a blow-up doll.

    KT1hv Amy Winehouse Has Been Reincarnated as a Transexual Midget

    Well, that can still happen but it really does not get much more confusing then a Callista Gingrich blow-up doll/Amy Winehouse munchkin kink tape so let’s just end with that. Obama 2012!



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